A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says “doctor I have a confession”. The doctor asks “what is that?” She replies, “I’ve been using steroids and…I think I’ve grown a p....”. The doctor looks at her and asks “anabolic?” There’s an awkward silence then she replies “no, just a p....”.
That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there’s somebody inside
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward