A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says “doctor I have a confession”. The doctor asks “what is that?” She replies, “I’ve been using steroids and…I think I’ve grown a p....”. The doctor looks at her and asks “anabolic?” There’s an awkward silence then she replies “no, just a p....”.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they’ve seen your dog.

That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.

That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there’s somebody inside

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward

My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward