Cannon jokes

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!