Cannon jokes

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

Fall

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.