Cannon jokes
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Fall
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
