Cannon jokes

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.