Cannon jokes

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.