Cannon jokes
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
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When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
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What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
