Aug jokes

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?

Mum: See the four birds over there?

Kid: Huh, wait a minute.

Mum: A drunk person would see eight.

Kid: Mum, but there is only two.

Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...

bradley