Aug jokes
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
bradley
