Aug jokes

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.