Attorney jokes

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

What is a briefcase?

A short lawsuit.

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

What does a gorilla attorney study?

The law of the jungle.

Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.