What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there’s a dog

if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.

What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?

Coincidence on 34th Street

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.

What do you call an atheist bone? – A blasfemur.

Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

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