How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him tampon and ask him what period it came from
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him tampon and ask him what period it came from
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan. The kid said, “Yeah what gave me away?” Jim said,” l don’t see any parents.”
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
Ask someone to call you a bitch when they do tell them bitches do as they are told
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
Today I asked my phone siri why am i still single?
And i activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭