Ariana

Ariana Jokes

Woman

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

Pastor

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

Ring

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

Ariana Grande

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

Name

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Date

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Chat

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

Morning

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Date

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Dog

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Problem

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

People

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Woman

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

Girl

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"