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Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?

A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?

Call their parents.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

I asked the gym instructor,

"Can you teach me to do the splits?"

"How flexible are you?" he asked.

"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."

Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.

"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.

"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.

"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.

What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?