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Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)

Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!