Are jokes

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

How are apples and orphans different?

Apples get picked.

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"

Depression: "Lie in bed."

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Mother: How is my little cookie doing?

Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.

How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?

They get jalapeño business.