Are jokes

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Who's an orphan?

You are.

The bully: Your gay.

The nerd: You are.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: What, your gay?

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working in an orphanage!

You are a fat pig.

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

Old ladies are non existent.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Who jumps the highest?

The emos; some of them are still in the air.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"