Are jokes
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Memes
Tell who we are.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”