Are jokes
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?