Are jokes

Why are butts salty?

Because there buttered!

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

Borders are fat.

Why do vampires drink blood?

Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.

Beatles

Are cool.

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

Hi, how are you doing today?