Are jokes
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Games are fun.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Memes
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Why are we here?