Are jokes
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Memes
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.