Are jokes
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!