Are jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

A: Either way they'll kill your dog.

Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is!

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Why are Indians such good actors?

Most of them are phone scammers.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”