Are jokes

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

Girls are like volcanoes.

You never know when they will erupt.

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?

Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.