Are jokes

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

There are "nun" good jokes.

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

Sup guys, how are you?

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.