Are jokes
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Memes
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.