Are jokes

One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.

I don't need this shit!!

Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.

I don't need this shit!

So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."

I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'

I don't need this shit!

Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Orphans are depressed, hahaha.

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?