Are jokes

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

Both of those are commonly found in basements.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Most of the jokes are trash.

Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."

Girls with the name Beoni are white.

I still remember my granddad's last words,

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.