Are jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Memes
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Ready when you are, KK.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.