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OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

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I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

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Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?

There are 40 of them.

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.