Are jokes

Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

My friend: What are you doing?

Me: I'm making holy water.

My friend: How?

Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.

One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.

"Who are you?"

"I am mountain man!"

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

What time do you think dogs are not happy?

Bulldogs.