Are jokes

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because the parents are in every episode.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?

It never gets old.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!

Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?

Because they are not going to work.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

Kid: Hi.

Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?

Kid: Why are you rude?

Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

Rangers are a joke.