Are jokes

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!

Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?

Because you’re a sexy fox.