Are jokes

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

Why are Americans bad chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

Girl: Your card got declined.

Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.

You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.

What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Why do they call them apartments when they are together?

Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!