Are jokes
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Memes
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."