Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
