Arachnid jokes
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
