Arachnid jokes

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her!

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?

Both have eight legs.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.