Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
