Arachnid jokes
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Community talk
Would you rather:
Be in a room with a dog-sized mosquito
Or...
Be in a nest of huntsman spiders.
Since spiders molt, when you see what you think is a dead spider, it may just be that the spider left behind its exoskeleton and is now bigger than before.