Arachnid

Arachnid Jokes

Tower

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Emo

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Spider-Man

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.