Arachnid jokes
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
