Arachnid jokes
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Memes
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
