Arachnid jokes
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
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Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
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Since spiders molt, when you see what you think is a dead spider, it may just be that the spider left behind its exoskeleton and is now bigger than before.