Aquatic life jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Which fish is the most famous? The star fish!
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?