Aquatic life jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.