Aquatic Life Jokes

Dolphin

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Fish

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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  • Dam

    Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"

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  • Fish

    Why did the fish cross the sea?

    To get to the other tide! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

    Fish

    Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

    Fish

    Things we all do:

    Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🀣

    I do this too often!

    Fish

    Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

    Answer: Dam.

    Clam

    Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

    It had excellent mussel memory.

    Shark

    What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

    "This tastes a little funny."

    Fish

    What did the fish say to the other fish?

    "I want my life to be H2O-ver!"