Aquatic life jokes
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.