Aquatic Life Jokes

Fish

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Shark

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

Fish

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Dolphin

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Fish

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

Fish

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"