Aquatic life jokes
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.