Aquatic life jokes
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."