April jokes
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
Can February march? -- No, but April may.