April Fools' jokes

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!

Happy April Fool's Day.

I am the fool, now fuck me.

On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.

One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"

The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"

And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"

The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"

Johnny replied with, "OK."

Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"

I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!