
April Fool jokes
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.