Appetite jokes

What do skeletons say before they eat?

Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?

Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.

Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone-appetit!