AP jokes

AP Chemistry.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

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