AP jokes

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

AP Chemistry.

How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?

She was ape-ril!

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?