AP jokes

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?

She was ape-ril!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

AP Chemistry.

What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?