Answer jokes

A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."