There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say's maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall youblack mother fucke*
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
denki- hey Mineta i have a joke for you)Mineta- go on)Denki- Ururaka's booty)Mineta- i don't get it) Denki- exactly) mineta- ^cries T_T^)
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I’m a butcher" SHE:“perfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!” HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
