what do fish smoke? a puffer
you look like a cat
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
after I see an anime boy acting cool me at school acting cool my brothers hes just acting cool me;-; I'm gonna kill u 0.0
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
