Woodchuck jokes
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
If trees could kill you, they wood.