What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
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A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments :)
I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?
Anime is good like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?" "Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist so I mounted up and screwed her senseless." "Oh, so you're here to get neutered?" "Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called? Therianarchy!
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
