Animal welfare jokes
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
why the fuck is steam there ????
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
