Animal welfare jokes

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.