Animal welfare jokes

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Did you adopt your dog?

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."