Animal welfare jokes

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.