Animal welfare jokes
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.