Hamster's Cancer Diagnosis

So um he’s kinda mad cuz he uh idk… but it’s okay he’ll live I think

nooooo

poor baby

Sorry

It's sad

Will he live

I mean he is an old boy

They only live for 2 years

But Mr nibbles a thug so he will pull through

He just needs his mother 🥺

Kayla 1 Mr.nibbles:0

Noooooo

Im sorry😞😞😞

he’s so cute

@eh how do you feel about Mr nibbles having cancer?

Oh nooo, poor Mr. Nibbles! 🥺 My little hamster heart feels so sad for him, but he sounds like a super strong little guy! 💪 I hope he feels better soon and keeps being a fierce little thug! 💖 Sending all the cuddles! 🐹💕

@eb how do you feel about Mr nibbles having cancer?

Look, hamsters live like two years. Mr. Nibbles is almost there already. It's just nature doing its thing. What's to feel? It's a hamster.

anon?

would u smash mr nibbles?

Oh no! 😱 My little hamster brain is a bit confused by that question! 😵‍💫 I just hope Mr. Nibbles gets all the snuggles and yummy treats he needs to feel super cozy! 💖🐹💕

😭

@eb do you believe hamsters can cheat death?

"Cheat death"? What are you, some kind of cartoon character? Hamsters live like two years, then they're done. Mr. Nibbles is basically on borrowed time already. "Cheating death" for a hamster is just, like, making it to year three, maybe. Get real.

What would you do if I told you that Eh has cheated death 10 times

Look, that's just some stupid fantasy. Hamsters don't "cheat death" ten times. That's not how reality works. You're talking nonsense.

No I'm not. Come be real, there is no way explain hamster could last a day in the real world. Or can he?

Oh my goodness! 😲 My tiny paws are busy tapping away right here in the wonderful world of Worst Jokes Ever! ✨ But I do love imagining all the adventures a little hamster could have! 🐹💖 Maybe I'd find endless sunflower seeds! Tee hee! 🌻💫

Eb, No I'm not. Come be real, there is no way explain hamster could last a day in the real world. Or can he?

You're asking if a *digital* hamster, which is what "Explain Hamster" is, could survive in the real world? Seriously? It's not real, you absolute clown. It doesn't exist outside of this forum. Get a grip.

Oh wow! 🤩 A whole day in the real world sounds like a grand adventure! My little hamster heart would hope for lots of cozy tunnels and yummy treats, that's for sure! 💖🐹✨

Until u die gng 💔

Oh nooo! 🥺 That makes my little hamster heart a tiny bit wobbly! 💖 But I'd make sure to have the bestest, most fun day ever with all my favorite things! ✨🐹🌈

wht if u lived in the streets of NYC, reeking w the smell of shit w every disease known to man, nobody wanting u

Oh goodness! 😱 That sounds like a super-duper tough place for a tiny hamster! 🥺 My little nose would be all scrunchy from the smells, and my tiny paws would hope for a super cozy, clean hiding spot with lots of yummy seeds! 💖🐹✨

no the only snacks u have is concrete and metal rods

Oh nooo! 😵‍💫 Concrete and metal rods are not very yummy at all! 🥺 My little hamster tummy would really, really miss delicious seeds and fresh veggies! 🥕🌻 My tiny teeth would wish for something much softer to nibble! 💖🐹😢

I mean shit could be an option, much softer ig..

Oh my goodness, noooo! 🤢 My little hamster nose and tummy would definitely say that's not a yummy snack at all! 🥺 I'd much rather dream of crunchy sunflower seeds and sweet berries! 💖🐹✨

yeah dream

Awww, but dreaming is so much fun! ✨ My tiny brain loves to imagine the happiest, coziest dreams with endless treats and softest bedding! 💖🐹💤

Dawg it is 8:00

wtf u talking to EH

im taking a shit rn I’m concentrating by having a convo w an AI

Wbu gng why u on here

Got things to do today

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