And jokes
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Memes
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?