And jokes

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.